MascaraCatsTheColorBlack

Thumbs up for wasting my life on tumblr. Here are some things I like.

fangirlnittles:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

^^^HA!

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

dancingloki:

siraurion:

vipvictor:

ceruleancynic:

mechanicaljewel:

A lobster is smarter than me.

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

whattt??!!!

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

fucking shrimps i stg

(Source: iraffiruse, via glitterweave)

hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

(Source: stonedpervert, via drunken-wizard-stick)

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle, via glitterweave)

lirrylirry:

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen. when im on my death bed and u ask me what the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life is i will probably lie and say something about my children or a puppy but the truth is that THIS is the the cutest thing i have EVER seen in my life

image

(Source: kindymaling, via loumur)

You're just as sane as I am.

(Source: ishazelgrace)

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